How did your parents learn about the birds and the bees? 

Why do all “strangers” bear a striking resemblance to Reagan-era real estate agents? 

And just how effective was that “Just Say No!” campaign? 

Find out, when Cinebeasts and “Movie Mike” Olshan give a lesson in embarassin’. Relive those stain-filled blunder years with classic “educational” films, drunk show-and-tell, and a TBD feature presentation! (And yes, there Will be a quiz.) 

Straight from the Gym Locker of Obscurity, we’ll be showing 16mm prints so rare they aren’t even on YouTube: sex-ed scare films, government-sponsored pleas for racial understanding, and animated advisories to make your skin crawl. The result: a master class in the evolution of American cinema language. Take yourself back to many a muddled classroom afternoon and join us for a one-school-night-only return to the unwashable unconscious of yesteryear.

730 DOORS
$7 admission / $6 with any presentable show-and-tell item
ADVANCE TICKETS AVAILABLE HERE 

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